My weekend was so fun filled it hurts. Wait it just hurt. Friday I ended up in the er because I thought my appendix was about to explode. Turns out that I just have a kidney infection. And for my trouble I got an IV with the hugest needle ever. And RN Daniel mocked me for complaining. His exact words where “You have a tattoo on your foot and you are complaining about a 20 gauge needle” mean man!! FML.

Today I got my car confiscated by my dad (am I not 25) because my light cover is missing on the drivers side and my registration is out of date. In his mind my light cover being off will cause me to get pulled over. (Despite the fact that I have been driving around that way for 4 days.) When I get pulled over I will get a ticket for having a expired registration. So I have to drive my mothers huge ass sonata instead of my tiny New Beatle until my new light ($200+ that I don’t have by the way) comes in and my dad has a chance to install it for me. So FML.

On top of all of that fell at work. But since I am me I couldn’t just fall, no, I tipped myself and my chair over. See I was sitting on my feet (not the way to sit in an office chair at your desk at work, I know). My foot was starting to fall asleep so I was trying to move it without getting up. Somehow I off’d the center of balance and myself and the chair went sailing to the ground. Now not only did my big ass and the chair make a lot of noise, but as I realized I was going down I may have yelled a little bit. So everyone in the room (and it’s a big room) heard my fall and looked to see what happened. If that wasn’t enough embarrassment ,the overnight supervisor called my phone directly to see if I was ok and I had to fill out an accident report. So I am sure I will shortly be drug tested because who falls over in a chair. Sadly I was sober. So again FML

In honor of my old myspace blogs here are some Things I Love:

-Veronica Mars- so I missed out on this one. I didn’t watch the show when it was on upn/the cw. I love this show. Firstly Kristen Bell is adorable. The show is so good. I don’t want the episodes to end but I am half way through the 3rd season so it will soon end.

-The Big Bang Theory - if you haven’t watched this show go get the first season DVD. Season 2 episodes are rerunning on CBS Mondays. This is the 2nd funniest show on TV, after How I Met Your Mother (which it comes on after on CBS Comedy Monday’s). I have been watching the first season DVD’s and so funny.

-Smodcast- nothing new here. I just love Kevin Smith and Scott Mosher. Always have, always will.

-Adam Lambert- I want to eat him up. He is so great. He’s on the top of my gay boys I love list. I would so have his baby and I am totally stealing his tattoo.

-Robert Pattinson- this is not new. But I just love him. He’s adorable. And since I can’t go to a checkout counter anywhere with out seeing his pretty face. So he’s been on my mind.

-Tyler Lautner- he has gotten my the nickname’s child molester and Michael Jackson, on account of how he is 17 and all. You make one comment about thinking he is sexy (which have you seen the New Moon trailer, he is!). We where discussing it the other day that, 17 there where no boys that look like that when we where 17. He is too much with all those muscles.

Enough of that. No just some things I have on my mind.

-In the Target ad they have a bocca ball set listed as a “great fathers day gift” Now I know my dad would happily accept the set if I bought it for him because bless my fathers heart he loves anything I get him. But I’m sure in the back of his head he is thinking “WTF what did b_p get me this? What use could I have with a bocca ball set?” as would any other person. People unless you father specifically states that he wants a bocca ball set or is a avid bocca ball player do not buy him one. He wont enjoy it. And you will have wasted $39 just go with the #1 dad shirt.

-The trailer for Always We Go looks good. I am so down to see that. I just have to catch up on a few other movies before I see that. I need to see Up, and The Hangover before I can see that. But after I see those movies I’m down.