So he sent me the above comic strip and I laugh heartily. See we used to watch Gumby a lot as children (he loved that show he even had a bendy Gumby toy at one point). I even have a Gumby DVD I bough at Walmart for a dollar (that’s where I got the title to this blog from not an original thought, sorry)
Anyway when I was done laughing I text’d my brother about the amusement I found in the comic he had so thoughtfully sent me. I got to thinking of a great lost opportunity.
Well my idea was simple. See the block heads where always getting in to trouble, so they some how trick Gumby in to drinking beer. And since Gumby is so very naïve, he easily gets a taste for the “sauce” (yes I like to say old timey things sometimes). He soon turns in to the angry drunk as seen above. Pokey, Gumby’s mom, that blue thing with the blonde hair (no I am not looking up her name if you want to know you do the work. It really isn’t that important to me at 3 in the morning) and the block heads (cuz why leave them out, plus they need to learn a lesson too) hold an intervention and Gumby is sent to rehab, or maybe since it is a kids show just learns the error of his ways. And kids everywhere learn that beer = bad.
Also I now want to watch the “very special episode” of Saved by the Bell where Jessy gets addicted to diet pills (I think that’s what is was) and starts sing “I’m So Excited” and then ends up crying. Good times.
See what headache’s, migraines and sleep deprivation does to you.
*in case you didn't see it the origin of the picture is gunshowcomic.com (too lazy to make a link)
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